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morning wind

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 7:41, archived)
*parp*

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 7:48, archived)
no it's really windy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:10, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)
*waves the air*
Phew
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:10, archived)
do you think the queen actually just had really bad flatulence?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:31, archived)
I'm sure she could let off a thorough parp in her day.
While everybody pretended it was air freshener.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:53, archived)
philip dear i just dropped my guts

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:59, archived)
I know dear it's extremely *fragrant* around here suddenly.
Yes you bloody well baffed you filthy old bat
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)
Morning bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:40, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 9:25, archived)
is it too early to have a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 9:58, archived)
it's 5 o'clock somewhere

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:03, archived)
good enough

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)
In the middle ages
Water was so unsafe that people would drink what was known as "small beer", basically a weak ale, from the moment they woke up. Even babies went straight from breast to small beer. Therefore, there is a long established tradition of beer drinking at breakfast time.
So yes, it's never too early for a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
yes i knew that. i watch a lot of educational youtubes. townsends is a great channel if you like 18th century cooking!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 11:57, archived)
I will have to look into that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)
to own one you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
to fuck one I think

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:25, archived)
stout?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)
I've had no complaints

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
^ bitter

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 21:34, archived)
nein danke

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:51, archived)
Was husbands birthday party yesterday
We are a bit fragile
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:31, archived)
Lol gay

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 29 Sep 2024, 12:48, archived)
not if you're married, marriage is straight

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
let's get a couple of things straight between us

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)
hair of the dog m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 14:39, archived)
powders of the dog mate

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
Worming AND flea?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)
Bring back Wormulus!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)