I overeat and drink nice wine.
And sleep. Hiberating already.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:15, archived)

Are you cultivating a bear-like rectal poo plug?
All the best hibernators are doing it.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)

Unfortunately I have too much gas
So the damn thing shoots out like a cork
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)

SHOVE IT BACK IN WITH A STICK

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)

TOO FAT TO REACH BACK THERE K

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)

i just had a lovely bacon and peanut butter sarnie

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)

That sounds truly awful.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)

i thought that for about ten years until i tried it
honestly, fucking delicious
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)

Nah, peanuts taste terrible.
Just have bacon and BBQ sauce on top of a steak instead.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)

Self-own, now incredibly hungry and do not have steak or bacon...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)

have a steaky bacon sarnie

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:35, archived)

oh. have some dry bread instead

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:55, archived)

It's like bacon and banana
I just can't imagine it. But I eat banana sandwiches.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)

no it isn't

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)