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Grey, dull, and windy - but enough about me.
Time to break out the ciders!
What are you folks doing to fend off the autumnal gloom?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
billy down the japper

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)
Turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:52, archived)
ffs
I only just got that song out of my head, and you go and put it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
shaddup a your face

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:57, archived)
Not had any of the stuff for decades
I suspect I'd blow a blood vessel now.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
I only ever had it when I was skanked.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:09, archived)
alright Buster

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:21, archived)
toot down the chute

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:21, archived)
I overeat and drink nice wine.
And sleep. Hiberating already.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:15, archived)
Are you cultivating a bear-like rectal poo plug?
All the best hibernators are doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
Unfortunately I have too much gas
So the damn thing shoots out like a cork
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
SHOVE IT BACK IN WITH A STICK

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
TOO FAT TO REACH BACK THERE K

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
i just had a lovely bacon and peanut butter sarnie

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
That sounds truly awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)
i thought that for about ten years until i tried it
honestly, fucking delicious
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
Nah, peanuts taste terrible.
Just have bacon and BBQ sauce on top of a steak instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
Self-own, now incredibly hungry and do not have steak or bacon...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:05, archived)
have a steaky bacon sarnie

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:35, archived)
oh. have some dry bread instead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:55, archived)
It's like bacon and banana
I just can't imagine it. But I eat banana sandwiches.
(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)
Scrolling on my phone at my mum's kitchen table
I will be going home and making chicken barley soup soon, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)
Why did you steal the chicken's barley?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)
It knows why

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)
it was barley (barely) hungry
i didn't use chatgpt for this i made it up myself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
watching a kitesurfer with a hydrofoil board from my bedroom window

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:02, archived)
Somebody making good use of the wind...

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
Apart from comic relief

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:17, archived)
so a hydrofoil board is some kind of optical device is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)

this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
and that's some kind of optical device is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
optional device, yes
are you a fucking engluish teacher now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
i can't even speak engluish

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:57, archived)
neither can i now you mention it
i could before, but now i can't. werid.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00, archived)
Put your glasses on, that's some kid's escaped garden trampoline

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)
that'll explain the screams

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
lol

(Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:19, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
you've got issues m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:43, archived)
engluish issues?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:58, archived)
possibly. how sticky are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 21:58, archived)
stupid pritt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00, archived)
Phone battery chicken
Seeing how low it will go before it automatically shuts d
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:30, archived)
rip

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
Factory farm reset

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:57, archived)
YOUR MUM

(Great Forum Banter, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:32, archived)
shitting in a bin

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
pissing in the cistern

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
taking a dumpster

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
I am now drinking cider

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:57, archived)
heathen

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:09, archived)