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Grey, dull, and windy - but enough about me.
Time to break out the ciders!
What are you folks doing to fend off the autumnal gloom?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:47,
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billy down the japper
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:51,
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Turtle power
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 16:52,
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ffs
I only just got that song out of my head, and you go and put it back.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:02,
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shaddup a your face
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 16:57,
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Not had any of the stuff for decades
I suspect I'd blow a blood vessel now.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:10,
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I only ever had it when I was skanked.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:09,
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alright Buster
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:21,
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toot down the chute
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:21,
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I overeat and drink nice wine.
And sleep. Hiberating already.
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:15,
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Are you cultivating a bear-like rectal poo plug?
All the best hibernators are doing it.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:19,
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Unfortunately I have too much gas
So the damn thing shoots out like a cork
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:32,
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SHOVE IT BACK IN WITH A STICK
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40,
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TOO FAT TO REACH BACK THERE K
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:50,
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i just had a lovely bacon and peanut butter sarnie
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10,
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That sounds truly awful.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:15,
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i thought that for about ten years until i tried it
honestly, fucking delicious
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:37,
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Nah, peanuts taste terrible.
Just have bacon and BBQ sauce on top of a steak instead.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50,
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Self-own, now incredibly hungry and do not have steak or bacon...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:05,
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have a steaky bacon sarnie
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:35,
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oh. have some dry bread instead
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:55,
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It's like bacon and banana
I just can't imagine it. But I eat banana sandwiches.
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:29,
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no it isn't
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:51,
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Scrolling on my phone at my mum's kitchen table
I will be going home and making chicken barley soup soon, though
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:35,
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Why did you steal the chicken's barley?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40,
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It knows why
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:51,
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it was barley (barely) hungry
i didn't use chatgpt for this i made it up myself
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:53,
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watching a kitesurfer with a hydrofoil board from my bedroom window
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:02,
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Somebody making good use of the wind...
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:12,
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Apart from comic relief
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:17,
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so a hydrofoil board is some kind of optical device is it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:23,
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this sort of thing
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:31,
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and that's some kind of optical device is it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:50,
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optional device, yes
are you a fucking engluish teacher now
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:36,
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i can't even speak engluish
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:57,
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neither can i now you mention it
i could before, but now i can't. werid.
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00,
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Put your glasses on, that's some kid's escaped garden trampoline
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:27,
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that'll explain the screams
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:35,
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lol
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Fantasma:, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:19,
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b3ta.com/talk/8425408
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:51,
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you've got issues m8
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:43,
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engluish issues?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 20:58,
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possibly. how sticky are you?
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 21:58,
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stupid pritt
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:00,
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Phone battery chicken
Seeing how low it will go before it automatically shuts d
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:30,
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rip
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:45,
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Factory farm reset
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:57,
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YOUR MUM
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Great Forum Banter, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:32,
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shitting in a bin
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$$ ✅, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 18:43,
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pissing in the cistern
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:10,
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taking a dumpster
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:56,
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I am now drinking cider
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:57,
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heathen
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 22:09,
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