Scrolling on my phone at my mum's kitchen table
I will be going home and making chicken barley soup soon, though
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)

Why did you steal the chicken's barley?

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:40, archived)

It knows why

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)

it was barley (barely) hungry
i didn't use chatgpt for this i made it up myself
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)