Going to strip the mad wallpaper
You should see the state of it. It looks like some wannabe William Morris fan ate a bowl of Fruit Loops and threw up, on acid.
By which I mean it's very bright and colourful, with a pseudo medieval theme.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:15, archived)

but then you'll have to clean the wall if you throw up on it

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:16, archived)

I don't eat fruit loops

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 9:07, archived)

I'm at the age where I *must* eat All Bran
- or know the gnawing pain of constipation.
And not in a sexy way, either.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 9:09, archived)

Consider shredded wheat.
That other stuff is loaded with sugar.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:21, archived)

i bet you're fun at breakfast club

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:35, archived)

Are you implying that I would ever be invited to anything, ever?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:36, archived)

i wasn't
But now you mention it
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 14:16, archived)

missin out

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 9:09, archived)

s u
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:24, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 8:32, archived)

rofl

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 12:41, archived)