Hanging all the way to fuck!
I have woken with the lurgy deep in my throat fnaaar fnaaar - it really hurts and now I have to drink bailey's all day like some fucking christmas cunt

Alt - happy Sunday you bunch of spacktards
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)

I have cracked ribs
Baileys wouldn't help.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)

Oh man I had bad ribs a few years back
I feel your pain (hot baths eased the pain for me)
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:39, archived)

I would love a hot bath
But I have a wet room
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)

That's
what you get for sucking dirty dicks you filthy cunt
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 12:34, archived)

You're not very good at this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 6 Oct 2024, 12:42, archived)

I don't suck any dicks you idiot

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 13:42, archived)

A little better
but still fail
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:04, archived)

Gas yourself

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)

Finally!
b3ta.com/talk/8425894
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:25, archived)

Who the fuck are you?
Your slaggy slut whore mother owes me a refund for the medication I needed after poling that rancid hole you came from!And what you little bitch?
(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:36, archived)

You're a growth with arms and legs

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:15, archived)

Still struggling I see

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 6 Oct 2024, 18:06, archived)

He's not struggling he's on fire
🔥
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:21, archived)

Can we get through Halloween first please?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 6 Oct 2024, 12:42, archived)

Haribo sales increase in october

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:40, archived)

today matthew i will be Clifford Wang
www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Clifford/Wang
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 12:50, archived)

also
struttin' that ass
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 13:48, archived)

Stars in their arse

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 14:41, archived)

PETER COCKHEAD

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 6 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)

Jilly Glans

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)

Lisa Wank, Garth Brownsword, Randy Bumgardner
FUNNY NAME CORNER
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:16, archived)

mistyped, i meant chilly glans, it's getting colder here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:18, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)

Kevin Custard had a rare anticipation allergy
I know it's cruel but we used to phone him and say, "Kevin, listen...", then go silent for ages,
just to see how long it would take him to start developing breathing difficulties and gasping, lol.
We were with AT&T at that time, one day I called Kevin and delivered the teaser, then lost the connection.
He had a seizure and died waiting for me to respond to his desperate cries of "what? what?".
Fucking AT&T.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:07, archived)

Is Windy Pig still around?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:27, archived)

No

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 6 Oct 2024, 20:10, archived)

What were they like on here? Friendly? Outrageous? Waki?
was there anything they had particularly strong views about?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)

Bit of both.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:24, archived)

Both? Which both? Cagey as a fucking zoo m8, was it one of your old socks or something?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 22:42, archived)