It's not morning, it's evening and jizz on you Earthpig

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:24, archived)

Lord Buttfart, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:24
9:24 is morning on a 24 hour clock. Stop trying to confuse me. Though I would be happy with it being Monday evening and not morning.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:28, archived)

Australia is the centre of the Universe

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:55, archived)

Austrlia doesn't exist
www.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2018/apr/15/australia-doesnt-exist-and-other-bizarre-geographic-conspiracies-that-wont-go-away
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)

Sends you a cork hat

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:36, archived)

Australia is the centre of my bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)

Down under your bollocks
You fucking stupid fucking cunt
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:38, archived)

Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)

Faggot says someone who can fit Australia in his arse

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:21, archived)

And more besides

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:56, archived)

Does that make Uluru a weird lumpy haemorrhoid?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:02, archived)

Stay about from my haemorrhoids

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:08, archived)