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Morning.
Monday! Best day of the week. Rise and shine, everyone! The week is full of potential and so are you. Or maybe you’re just full of badger jizz, I don’t know. Get up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 7:41, archived)
Morning
I'm full of coffee and toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 7:53, archived)
The essential ingredients of a bearable Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:27, archived)
+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:23, archived)
Oh yes, good point, I missed that bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:26, archived)
No thanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:11, archived)
It wasn’t a request.
Get the fuck out of bed, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:26, archived)
Okey dokey

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:15, archived)
I never knew Glenn Danzig was such a shortarse.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Oct 2024, 8:45, archived)
He's also a prick and a talent vacuum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:06, archived)
What's his b3ta username?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:14, archived)
rob

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:37, archived)
It's not morning, it's evening and jizz on you Earthpig

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:24, archived)
Lord Buttfart, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:24
9:24 is morning on a 24 hour clock. Stop trying to confuse me. Though I would be happy with it being Monday evening and not morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:28, archived)
Australia is the centre of the Universe

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:55, archived)
Austrlia doesn't exist
www.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2018/apr/15/australia-doesnt-exist-and-other-bizarre-geographic-conspiracies-that-wont-go-away
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)
Sends you a cork hat

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:36, archived)
Australia is the centre of my bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)
Down under your bollocks
You fucking stupid fucking cunt
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:38, archived)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)
Faggot says someone who can fit Australia in his arse

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:21, archived)
And more besides

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:56, archived)
Does that make Uluru a weird lumpy haemorrhoid?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:02, archived)
Stay about from my haemorrhoids

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:08, archived)
As of Novemeber I have to go into the office three times a week
if that wasn't bad enough I don't actually have any work to do and someone might notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:17, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:23, archived)
I go in twice a week
and worry about getting busted for not doing much.

...he said, posting on b3ta instead of doing much.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)
I just got signed off for 2 weeks
My supervisor is already trying to say that I don't have to stay off for the whole 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:08, archived)
Have you considered the cost to your economy
You shirkers and malingerers ^^^
No wonder GB is in decline
Get off your poncy arses and do some work
Going to bed disgusted
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:44, archived)
Terrible bullying of wicca'd

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:46, archived)
It's much easier to bully b3tans when they're not here.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:35, archived)
I always douche after badgering.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:03, archived)