A bird just shat all over my Tesla's windscreen.
Best 50 quid I ever spent.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 15:50, archived)

Christ
Teslas are really going cheap now aren't they?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 15:59, archived)

What did you do to piss her off that badly?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:33, archived)

Jagged edged dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:11, archived)

At the end of Back to the Future, Doc Brown could have just taken a shit in the De Lorean's Mr Fusion Reactor
This is the technology Musk should be working on
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 19:25, archived)

lol Brown

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 19:26, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:26, archived)

-ser +t

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 21:41, archived)

Take a big shit on top

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:30, archived)

Seams this trouser thing really has legs

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:09, archived)