tEaMbUiLdInG!11!!!111!!
You must go on this mandatory 3 day exercise that will achieve nothing but fuel your hatred of the attention-whores over in HR even more, oh and you better not miss that project deadline in 5 days time!
HAVE FUN, GREATEST ASSET NUMBER 438!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:34, archived)

I'm a team of 1

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 9:59, archived)

There's no I in team
but there's a U in cunt.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:18, archived)

There's an O in GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:22, archived)

There are two!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:30, archived)

"Lacks people skills"

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 13:27, archived)

That could be any one of us

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 23:49, archived)

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:23, archived)

Replied to the wrong comment, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Oct 2024, 10:26, archived)