username i'm quite happy with my real name which is alfred von slippery fingers
or was is reginald von hundenburger? yeah that was it.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:25, archived)

The Conker King

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:27, archived)

they found a metal bollock in his bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:05, archived)

It’s always in the last place you look

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:10, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 20:18, archived)

fair do's
how about 'dozer'?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 15 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)