This is the only rational explanation,
dead as fuck.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:14, archived)

We're all dead, Dave

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)

I'm the deadest.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)

I'm as alive as I'll ever be
as it's all downhill to the grave from here.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:22, archived)

Are you depressed?

(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:32, archived)

We're all depressed now, Dave

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:37, archived)

I've got good meds so I don't get as depressed as often
The best I can hope for until I pull myself together mr horrible
(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)

Nope, just middle aged.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)

I'm 55.
I behave like a 15 year old though
(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:54, archived)