My farts are just loud with no smell
I feel cheated out of the full experience
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:15, archived)

my bou's got no nose

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:38, archived)

Horrendous.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)

Maybe my sense of smell is going
Dementia. Com
(Fantasma:, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:16, archived)

Try keeping a turd in tupperware
- so you can sniff it after your loud farts.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:07, archived)

Sounds like a plan

(Fantasma:, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 7:17, archived)