If that were true
are you saving it for your dying moment, to ensure the world knows of your passing? Like a huge roar of guffs signalling the end of an era. Better hope there are no naked flames in the area or it'll be like Hiroshima.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:52, archived)

my ex claimed she never farted
if i farted in bed she got furious and said it'd make her smell.

i dutch ovened the fuck out of the lying slag
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)