I have never farted in my life

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 23:44, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 23:51, archived)

You should
It's a great relief
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 1:41, archived)

You're not fat it's just gas retention right?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 9:48, archived)

If that were true
are you saving it for your dying moment, to ensure the world knows of your passing? Like a huge roar of guffs signalling the end of an era. Better hope there are no naked flames in the area or it'll be like Hiroshima.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 10:52, archived)

my ex claimed she never farted
if i farted in bed she got furious and said it'd make her smell.

i dutch ovened the fuck out of the lying slag
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)