Maybe next time turn up sober.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:54,
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Look, it's not my fault if the reception desk has a bottle of ethanol-based antiseptic hand wash just sitting there where anyone could accidentally unscrew the dispenser pump and drink the whole lot.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:30,
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