I don't feel young at all.
I left out the crippling auto-immunes (yes plural) and allergies.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:02, archived)

At least you can clearly hear the doctors telling you how fucked you are

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)