The Orville is the best modern Star Trek, and there isn't anything you can do about it.
Alt: give us all at least one way that you aren't shit.
I'm mid-40s and can still hear beyond 16kHz in both ears. Those fox/cat deterring things people put in front gardens annoy me. #SilverFox
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:43, archived)

You ever hear someone in their twenties or thirties talking about how young they feel?
No, it's something people do when they start to feel old. Sorry Dave.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:59, archived)

I don't feel young at all.
I left out the crippling auto-immunes (yes plural) and allergies.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:02, archived)

At least you can clearly hear the doctors telling you how fucked you are

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)

I'm 46 and don't have any grey
I expect my liver will pack up soon though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 13:13, archived)

I have not died yet
Despite the universe trying to off me several times.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 13:27, archived)

What happened?

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)

44, my back is fucked

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:38, archived)

first time at bingo?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

I am mid-40s, balding and getting fat.
JMG would hate what I've become, on the internet.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:41, archived)

My hair is also getting very thin

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:04, archived)

Late 40s, probably the best physical shape I’ve ever been
Mentally though, absolutely fucked
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)

What exercise do you do?

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:00, archived)

55 fat and mentally unstable / obsessive / ADHD /autistic seif diagnosed lol
And totally grey
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:58, archived)

No one will ever love you
Gas yourself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:01, archived)

I gas myself every day.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:30, archived)

Despite everything people do love me

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:03, archived)

I do for sure 😍

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:12, archived)

Thanks tits

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

The Orville is, as you say, the best modern Star Trek.
All officially licensed Star Trek since 2009 is dogshit.

One way I'm not shit: I can do proper shiko stomps, though I choose not to ruin my knees.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:23, archived)

I only like the old Star Trek from when I was a kid
Loved it
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:35, archived)

TOS? or TNG?
They are the best. Claiming any other form of Trek is better is basically a personality disorder.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:45, archived)

TOS. From the 1960s
That started my love for Sci fi. I was just a little kid when we got it in South Africa in the 70s I think. South Africa used to get things later than everybody else.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:56, archived)