faked disguting, like all vegetarian faux meat products
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

Yes, you're so right: they are foul, verminous tubes of putresence
I can barely choke them down, they disgust me so.

Thankful, these aren't faux meat at all. They're mushroom sausages with chorizo spice.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:19, archived)

oh. well that sounds quite delicious.
can i get the recipe?
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:34, archived)