Good evening
Roast spuds, red onion, kale, and chorizo sausages, with a local cider.

What's your food situation today?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

Had a few chips earlier
They've bloated me up, so won't be eating any more today
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

Miso salmon for the win

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 17:59, archived)

Wife's making a creamy tomato pasta with mushrooms thing,
There are Cumberland sausage slices which need used up so I'll cut them up and put them in mine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:14, archived)

-ine
+y bottom
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

What do you think my arse is?
A money box?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

SIR I AM NOT A BUM BURGLAR

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

I hate macdonalds
But was a huge ham burglar fan

You didn't ask but I felt I needed to let you know
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)

I always loved how many homosexual slurs were theft based

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)

I can only think of 3

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:49, archived)

it's the number you're fond of? is there a standard number you like, or does it change according to subject?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 20:20, archived)

Penny slots

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

Well you haven't given us a slot to go on

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)

One of you veggie then?
I'm veggie, but other half isn't, but I do all the cooking, so it's veggie every day - much easier than doing two meals.

My chorizo sausages are faked, you see.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

No, but she's decided she needs to lose weight so she's looked up healthy recipes.
It'll last a day, it always does.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

Creamy pasta is healthy?

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

I think you've landed on the crux of the issue here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:40, archived)

faked disguting, like all vegetarian faux meat products
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

Yes, you're so right: they are foul, verminous tubes of putresence
I can barely choke them down, they disgust me so.

Thankful, these aren't faux meat at all. They're mushroom sausages with chorizo spice.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:19, archived)

oh. well that sounds quite delicious.
can i get the recipe?
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:34, archived)

I'm post-food
frankly it's gauche.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

Forin lefty

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

Stick with that
It's well worth the pay off in the long run.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

I identify as post-hungry.
My pronouns are nom/nom.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)

Standard so far.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

Just done a propel lol at RFK Jr's face
as the Trumps served him a McDonald's on Air Force One, good to see his anti-processed food campaign evaporate the moment he touches actual power to do something about it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:13, archived)

I got jerk chicken and rice&peas delivered
It wasn't gr8 unfortunately
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)

I hope you left a scathing review of this shoddy establishment

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 19:54, archived)