i ordered online it wasn't their fault

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)

Oh, so it was YOUR doing?
ahahahahahahahah
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:43, archived)

yes i don't know how tho

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:45, archived)

it's like the surface of mars, only with a tiny bit of sausage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)

so exactly like the surface of mars then

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:22, archived)

every morning i look at the latest pictures from Mars, i think they're convinced they've found evidence of past plant life

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 13:47, archived)