My bum is a mass of evil smelling gas a gigantic terrible fart mess
Where sulphur is built into flatulence at a temperature of 37 degrees
Yo ho it's grot, my bum is not a place where we could live
But here at work there'd be no fun without the farts it gives
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:13, archived)

alright garold

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:17, archived)

Hey. Look. Most of the time I'm an absolute delight.
I'd say, on balance, I am not farting horrible guffs the majority of the time.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:41, archived)

'Why Does My Bum Smell?
By They Might Be Garold
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:09, archived)

"Why does my arse
- Smell so bad?"

By Moby, wasn't it?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:00, archived)

nah Carly Simon m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:24, archived)