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Argh, gods no! It's the sun again!
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 6:51, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Nov 2024, 7:52, archived)
There must be something we can do about that.
Big shiny bastard keeps showing up every day.

Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 8:47, archived)
Spend six months of the year at the south pole and six months at the north pole.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:11, archived)
/chat posters manage perfectly well by just being internet shut-ins, thank you

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:24, archived)
Why should I have to move?
It's the sun that's splashing its photonic jizz all over my face every day without my consent. It should move, not me.

/King Cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:25, archived)
I think you'll find that the sun is minding its own business,
and that it's the movement of the Earth that's causing the issue.

Perhaps you could move to the ISS and set it in an orbit to stay on the dark side, that should solve this.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:56, archived)
GEOSTATIONARY ORBIT

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:20, archived)
That wouldn't work, any geostationary orbit will still face the sun at some point.
It'd need to be at the L2 Lagrange point.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:30, archived)
Cunt would just keep losing his visor, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:32, archived)
Oh yeah my mistake but is the opposite type of orbit even possible?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:34, archived)
Depends what you mean by "opposite"
The L1 Lagrange point is on the opposite side of the Earth from the L2 point, always facing the sun, if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:37, archived)
I mean stationary at in a point in space
so yeah I guess that's what I'm getting at.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:52, archived)
Can't we just blow up the sun?
Most problems are easily and harmlessly solved with explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:57, archived)
If we blew up the sun everything would be absolutely fine and unchanged on Earth
for about 8 minutes, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:11, archived)
Unless you blew up the sun with sufficient energy to completely disperse it in space,
I think it would rapidly reform, because there's still a whole stellar mass in roughly the same space at the same time, blowing it up is just making it a lot less dense, briefly. Its centre of mass would still be in the same place...

It would be pretty angry for the next few billion years or so but subterranean microbes would probably survive and life would begin again.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:35, archived)
There is no such thing as stationary, not really.
If you somehow managed to achieve "true stationary", space dust would rip you to shreds in seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)
There is no pen

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 13:41, archived)
Stationary in relation to the rotating earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 13:55, archived)
You'd have to work out if that location would still be close enough for the Earth to still block the Sun.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)
FFS you people need to get good at KSP.
You can have a sun-synchronous orbit that processes to match the rotation and orbit of the Earth's orientation relative to the sun.

The normal way to do it is to keep line of sight with the sun, to power the solar panels or to directly observe the sun itself. The same orbit offset by 180 degrees would keep the satellite in the Earth's shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:27, archived)
Meh, science trolling isn't the fun it used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:37, archived)
It is when you fall for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 12:04, archived)
Please cite examples.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 30 Nov 2024, 15:47, archived)
GEOSTATIONARY ORBIT


hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)
My bum is a mass of evil smelling gas a gigantic terrible fart mess
Where sulphur is built into flatulence at a temperature of 37 degrees
Yo ho it's grot, my bum is not a place where we could live
But here at work there'd be no fun without the farts it gives
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:13, archived)
alright garold

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:17, archived)
Hey. Look. Most of the time I'm an absolute delight.
I'd say, on balance, I am not farting horrible guffs the majority of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:41, archived)
'Why Does My Bum Smell?
By They Might Be Garold
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:09, archived)
"Why does my arse
- Smell so bad?"

By Moby, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:00, archived)
nah Carly Simon m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:24, archived)
Hellooooo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 9:41, archived)
Has anyone said smeg yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:37, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:55, archived)
INCORRECT

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:56, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:01, archived)
No

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:35, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:43, archived)
Smeg

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 10:52, archived)
Are you in league with Cheers?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:04, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Nov 2024, 11:35, archived)