has anyone said hullo wanker's yet?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:03, archived)

Not so far.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:28, archived)

oh. well how are you mr wallace? i don't believe we've met before

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:32, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:49, archived)

anyway i'm in the market for an RV
do you have an RV? do you like it? if so please tell me about it and include diagrams.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:36, archived)

I do not have an RV

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:39, archived)

do you like it?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:41, archived)

LOOK AT THE DELICIOUSNESS
www.swiftgroup.co.uk/motorhomes/product/42117/swift-kon-tiki/

not cheap tho. might just buy a clapped out berlingo and throw a mattress in it
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:47, archived)

It's nice for a couple
But with kids, it would be too cramped. Better off with a large static.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:03, archived)

two friends have those
one mate paid £60k for his and recently sold it because the kids never wanted to go there (anymore, just want to stay home on their xboxes) and were always a pain in the tits, basically ruined it, he's well into surfing and the idea was nice family weekends down the caravan (it was a realy nice one) and he could do some surfing but yeah, just sold it and lost quite a few grand. the other mate still has his and loves it so maybe his kids are less twattish. i dunno. but yeah both are permanently on sites.

i want to roam free. like a squirrel or a badger or a rabid dog
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:18, archived)

mind you the mooring fees (lol) aren't cheap, 5k ish for the year

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:21, archived)

My aunt and uncle have one in Wales
They rent it out to family and friends when they're not using it, so they're at least making some income from it. As for roaming free, if I had the money, I would take a backpack and go anywhere I could get to in one day, then find somewhere to stay for the night, before setting off again the next day. I did have a strong urge to move to a cave on Dartmoor during lockdown.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:35, archived)

get away from my darty moor you filthy forriner
also that'd be chilly af
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:17, archived)

Nice thick sleeping bag and a fire

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:38, archived)

Yeah you don't want to go spending too much money on a Rape Van if it's just going to get confiscated by the police anyway

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:39, archived)

true

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:46, archived)

Someone used Gregg Wallace as a verb at work today

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:39, archived)

that's not my fault

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:42, archived)

That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:05, archived)

I used your nan as a colon

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:43, archived)

You reminded me of a weird song I heard a stand up duo sing
I put a wheel in her left hand
I put a wheel in her right hand
I put a wheel between her knees
And I used my grandma for a skateboard
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:38, archived)