I have the next two days off
what should I do?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:16, archived)

Gas yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:39, archived)

I gas myself all the time... with oxygen.
Fucking got you there didn't I?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:29, archived)

48 hour wankathon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:54, archived)

I'm after fresh ideas.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:57, archived)

Use a sock full of marbles instead of your hands

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:01, archived)

Now you're talking.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:16, archived)