Waiting for a gas safety check
Then dealing with the mental, then going to help mum and dad, then I'm back in work.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 9:35, archived)

I've put fresh batteries in the cat laser pointer
Aggie goes absolutely batshit mental chasing the light. It's sweet yet terrifying.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 9:40, archived)

I should have called Igor Vyvyan
He's been chewing the walls. Destroyed all my sponges yesterday, too.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)

It's good to hear your farts are going to be checked to make sure they're not dangerous.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 9:44, archived)

Better safe than soggy

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)

This made me laugh

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 10:46, archived)

Ffs
The mental finally got her train tickets for Saturday. She was meant to be travelling direct to Ely, because she can't remember that she has to change trains. Her son told me it was sorted, but she has to switch trains at Manchester. It took 6 attempts to explain this to her, and then she forgot. Still, I thought that at least she would be with her grandchildren.
I checked the tickets again. She's coming home Monday.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 13:35, archived)