Because I'm CLASSY!
and you can get caught by the google streetview van www.reddit.com/r/GoogleMaps/comments/qmq2ou/guy_getting_a_hand_job_caught_on_google_street/?rdt=42177
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:42, archived)

I just saw that,
it's a small world wide web.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)