morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 6:21, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 6:55, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 7:24, archived)

Morning.
Last day in the office for 2024 today. Thank fuck. If I can get through today without stabbing a moron, I’ll have survived the entire year.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 7:15, archived)

My last day is Monday then we close down until early Jan
Not taken out of annual leave, so a week or so of extra hols, get in.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 7:25, archived)

morning smegg

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 7:48, archived)

smegg morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 7:51, archived)

Morns
Last day WFH then actually in the actual office tomorrow and Friday. I'll be the only one in so it'll be very, very quiet.

Off from Friday for two weeks GET IN!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 9:31, archived)

WHAT AM I GETTING IN?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 9:54, archived)

Garold's office.
You're doing his job for the two weeks he's off. Those sailors won't suck themselves off, you know.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:04, archived)

Why does he need an office for that?
Can't he just do it in an alleyway like them rest of us?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:26, archived)

Maybe he meant orifice
Or bumhole
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:38, archived)

Because I'm CLASSY!
and you can get caught by the google streetview van www.reddit.com/r/GoogleMaps/comments/qmq2ou/guy_getting_a_hand_job_caught_on_google_street/?rdt=42177
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:42, archived)

I just saw that,
it's a small world wide web.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:07, archived)

Can't they?
I thought that's why people did yoga.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:40, archived)

I heard they had their bottom ribs removed.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:08, archived)

ribs
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:38, archived)

Once in royal David's GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 9:55, archived)

STORM DUCK
( .Yeti., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:17, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 12:37, archived)

Morning
and all that.
( .Yeti., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 10:17, archived)

fuck Christmas
also morning
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 11:53, archived)

I think I might have norovirus
Been basically pissing out of my arse since yesterday morning, it's 'well lol'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 12:38, archived)

pics available on request

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 12:39, archived)

Noro usually involves vomiting
at the same time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:01, archived)

not always apparently
'The first symptom is usually a sudden onset of feeling sick, which is followed by violent vomiting and watery diarrhoea. Vomiting is the most common symptom, but you may have diarrhoea without vomiting or vomiting without diarrhoea'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:03, archived)

I was the world's worst catherine wheel.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:27, archived)