I used to run, but what I'm doing now should not be mistaken for actual running
- hence I call it jogging.

I can't manage more than 10 km a time any more.
( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 9:01, archived)

My knees have been fucked for 25 years so jogging is right out.
I've always believed that jogging does a number on your joints and heart.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 15:42, archived)