I spent five years at medical school and have 18 years of clinical experience, I think I know how a fucking energy drink works.
They sit in my draw and I passively absorb their radiant energy waves through my left thigh. If I need more of a boost I just move closer to the drawer.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:47, archived)

Do you have a drawer full of placebo energy drinks next to your right thigh?
If not, I feel this is an important opportunity for a clinical study to see if one leg jumps more than the other.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 13:25, archived)