morning
shit night's kip
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 6:29, archived)

Morning
LOL skip
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Jan 2025, 7:10, archived)

lol is right!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:41, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 7:18, archived)

Yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:41, archived)

LOL nig

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 7:19, archived)

You should have started learning php, would have helped with your insomnia

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 8:02, archived)

Mornwobbles

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 8:47, archived)

I slept pretty well
the night before we had a friend round for dinner and demolished a couple of bottles of red whine between the three of us resulting in a bad night's sleep and dreams about waiting for a coach. Not sure what that was all about. Stylisticalyl it was a bit like an Ingmar Berman film.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:14, archived)

I've stopped drinking between Sun nights and Thurs evenings
I think that's what's fucking my sleep up

That and existential dread lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

There's a lot of it about.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:57, archived)

Morning.
As your doctor, I recommend that you get better sleep tonight.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:07, archived)

What should I do about this lump

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:55, archived)

I have a name!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:59, archived)

shut up, Lump

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lumpawaroo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:47, archived)

Let it sit alone in a boggy marsh.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:04, archived)

Totally emotionless you are

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:16, archived)

A real doctor would recommend he got better sleep last night.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:08, archived)

I think that's only the kind of doctors who travel in police phone boxes or DeLoreans.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:19, archived)

retardis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 13:01, archived)

I tend not to bother with sleep myself, I have drawers full of energy drinks to get me through the day.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)

They might work better if you take them out and drink them instead of keeping them in drawers.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:34, archived)

I spent five years at medical school and have 18 years of clinical experience, I think I know how a fucking energy drink works.
They sit in my draw and I passively absorb their radiant energy waves through my left thigh. If I need more of a boost I just move closer to the drawer.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:47, archived)

Do you have a drawer full of placebo energy drinks next to your right thigh?
If not, I feel this is an important opportunity for a clinical study to see if one leg jumps more than the other.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 13:25, archived)

Turds like violence, break the silence

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:25, archived)

They can only do harm

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:28, archived)

I don't care

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 9:54, archived)

Wel u shud lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:44, archived)

Everyone is WFH, I'm the only person here. I suppose when my laptop and phone and stuff are set up I'll be able to stay indoors, touch

( mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:19, archived)

Happy days

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:44, archived)

Ayyyyyyyyy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:44, archived)

Work from the boozer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:59, archived)

Well yeah , no point sitting here when I could just sit pub

( mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:47, archived)

I moved last year and had to find a new local boozer
Thought I'd got a nice spot but then found out it's run by a saffa
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:09, archived)

Morning
likewise
( .Yeti., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:29, archived)

Shit kip 5s

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:45, archived)

As your doctor I advise you to take all your clothes off and dance around.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:42, archived)

bit nippy for that

( .Yeti., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:06, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Jan 2025, 17:24, archived)

Morning
Yeah, same here
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 10:33, archived)

As your doctor I advise you to eat healthily and not do too many Nazi salutes today.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:42, archived)

How about a little bit ketamine please?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:02, archived)

rubbish innit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 12:04, archived)