My parcel containing an HDD was supposed to arrive today
but inside the packaging is another parcel for some sod named Darren containing "Birkenstocks" in place of the HDD. What the fuck are these? They're like sandals with belts.

I looked up his name and he's apparently a prolific eBay scammer who supposedly was caught in 2018.

"A man "deliberately deceived" eBay during a seven year period to sell counterfeit clothing from China, pocketing £70,000 for himself in the process."
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:18, archived)

UNSUBSCRIBE

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:49, archived)

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(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:15, archived)

I'd rather read brb's posts than read another word of yours, no offence

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 15:50, archived)

Fucking have him

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:35, archived)

#eDonkey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:09, archived)