I had an experience like that on Kazaa Lite.
Downloading the Powerpuff Girl Movie to watch with my girlfriend, on opening the file it turned out to be a porno introduced/presented by Ice T Snoop Dogg of all people.

I remember Ice T Snoop would introduce the performers in each scene then he'd awkwardly sit far too close to them while they had sex, occasionally providing commentary like 'aww yeah' and other hippedyhoppedy equivalents of phwoar, gertcha, etc. Completely unwankable.

Dropped KL soon after that and moved on to DC++ with its hash codes so you could see what renamed movies actually were.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:11, archived)

Why would you continue watching after seeing it was porno?
Humorous anecdote though. Never heard of DC++
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:21, archived)

Why wouldn't you continue watching?
It probably took about 6 days to download. Got to try to get a return on that investment.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 17:47, archived)

liking this boring anecdote solely for your justifiable contempt for hip-hop

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:07, archived)

I love hip hop.
Used to dj it. Obviously I like progressive/leftist political stuff and not the gangster/capitalist/Beakering shit like... Oh shit, no wait it wasn't Ice T it was fucking Snoop Dogg.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:52, archived)