I don't even own an eDonkey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:35, Reply)

I had an eCow after eDonkey
But I sold it for magic eBeans
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:36, Reply)

Indeed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:45, Reply)

put a bangin edonk on it

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, Reply)

Bangin Edonk, president of Laos from 1988 to 1997?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:12, Reply)

sure, why not

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:32, Reply)

Hi two hats

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, Reply)

Haha, hey!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:45, Reply)

Limewire, 'member?
You'd download a file that said it was a Hollywood film, and sometimes you'd get the Hollywood film, sometimes you'd get porn, and sometimes you'd get footage of a soldier having his head cut off with a machete. Usually accompanied by a virus.
( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:39, Reply)

Much like Twitter then

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:41, Reply)

Very much like Twitter

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:07, Reply)

Or this
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:41, Reply)

90s-tastic visuals

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:08, Reply)

I remember using that to try and download a Shrek film
And it said "3650 days remaining". I figured it probably wasn't worth the wait.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:46, Reply)

Dunno Shrek is really good mate.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:09, Reply)

Still works
There's a guide to set it up here
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:09, Reply)

Huh
Not going back, though. eMule and qbittorrent are much better alternatives these days, allegedly, officer.
( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:07, Reply)

qbitorrent has the rss downloader which means you can subscribe to feeds
and download episodes automatically as they're released.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:58, Reply)

k

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:05, Reply)

I had an experience like that on Kazaa Lite.
Downloading the Powerpuff Girl Movie to watch with my girlfriend, on opening the file it turned out to be a porno introduced/presented by Ice T Snoop Dogg of all people.

I remember Ice T Snoop would introduce the performers in each scene then he'd awkwardly sit far too close to them while they had sex, occasionally providing commentary like 'aww yeah' and other hippedyhoppedy equivalents of phwoar, gertcha, etc. Completely unwankable.

Dropped KL soon after that and moved on to DC++ with its hash codes so you could see what renamed movies actually were.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:11, Reply)

Why would you continue watching after seeing it was porno?
Humorous anecdote though. Never heard of DC++
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I don't even own an eDonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 16:21, Reply)

Why wouldn't you continue watching?
It probably took about 6 days to download. Got to try to get a return on that investment.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 17:47, Reply)

liking this boring anecdote solely for your justifiable contempt for hip-hop

( .Yeti., Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:07, Reply)

I love hip hop.
Used to dj it. Obviously I like progressive/leftist political stuff and not the gangster/capitalist/Beakering shit like... Oh shit, no wait it wasn't Ice T it was fucking Snoop Dogg.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 19:52, Reply)

4 power cuts so far, might sack today off and piss on a platypus

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 10:42, Reply)

6.5hrs into the yellow storm alert here, not so much as a breeze
lol yellow alert
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:25, Reply)

tbf the power goes out here if a mouse sneezes, still blustery AF though

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:40, Reply)

Amber alert here, pray for Johnny and Elon :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:40, Reply)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:45, Reply)

you know, like when you need a piss lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:59, Reply)

Haha, oh god it is!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 13:18, Reply)

Just had to retrieve the bins from halfway down the road
Wind is getting concerning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:41, Reply)

stay about from them

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 11:46, Reply)

They were trying to stay about from me

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Jan 2025, 12:19, Reply)