I got absolutely twatted yesterday
made it home somehow and wolfed down an entire baked reblochon de savoie, it would appear, based on the fucking mess in my kitchen
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

Christ
Your farts will be nothing short of catastrophic today
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 10:46, archived)

there's trouble at t'mill and no mistaking

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 11:05, archived)

The only thing worse would be kippers vindaloo

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 11:05, archived)

...is often used in the classic French dish Tartiflette
-T +f
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 12:51, archived)

christ what an unredeemable ponce
what's wrong with a bombay bad boy pot noodle?
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 26 Jan 2025, 17:15, archived)