Surely you could just get him to seal your bum?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:15,
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Fill it with mercury
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:17,
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+Freddie
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:31,
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