You know, I read about him liking a sweaty sumo wank, on the Internet recently.
So it must be true. What a horrid deviant.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)

Oh hey dave trouser, I forgot to include you in the rape gang
because you're not a very memorable person.

I'll try to remember that you're probably a rapist in future, but I can't promise anything.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:47, archived)

lol stay mad
DT wins again.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:06, archived)

When I say I don't like you and I think you're a cunt,
that's not said with anger, it's simply a matter of fact. You're slightly irritating, like a distant car alarm, or a fly buzzing in a lampshade.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:24, archived)