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afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 12:01, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 31 Jan 2025, 12:13, archived)
Hello me old Smegger.
I hope this message finds you well.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 12:14, archived)
They smegg me here, they smegg me there.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:42, archived)
Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:49, archived)
This again?!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 12:59, archived)
Yep, every day of your life it gets to be afternoon at some point.
Unless you go into space and then time of day is kind of a meaningless concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:04, archived)
Let's petition SCIENCE to stop the Earth rotating.
That'll show this stupid "afternoon" who's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:06, archived)
I like it.
Who's in charge of SCIENCE these days, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:29, archived)
Dunno, that last guy didn't do well...
Side quest! Discover who is SCIENCE now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:35, archived)
It's probably stuj with all his weather forecasting SCIENCE and penguin-molesting SCIENCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:46, archived)
YES! He's also been suspiciously quiet too.
Who knows what diabolical things he has been up to. I will hunt him down.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:48, archived)
I wish the Friends' Activity was more useful on b3ta.
Both Grrrmachine and Boondocks, YEAH! last posted "ages ago", but Grrry was here just a couple of months ago, while it's probably been 15 years or so since Boondocks, YEAH! was about. We need more granularity than "ages".
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:04, archived)
Should suggest an annoying Poke feature for sn0tters to add.
It could trigger an email to the account holder to stop wanking over midget porn and get back on b3ta.com because Aardvark said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:06, archived)
It should also work
for when brb is having a sweaty sumo wank
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:23, archived)
You know, I read about him liking a sweaty sumo wank, on the Internet recently.
So it must be true. What a horrid deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)
Oh hey dave trouser, I forgot to include you in the rape gang
because you're not a very memorable person.

I'll try to remember that you're probably a rapist in future, but I can't promise anything.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:47, archived)
lol stay mad
DT wins again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:06, archived)
When I say I don't like you and I think you're a cunt,
that's not said with anger, it's simply a matter of fact. You're slightly irritating, like a distant car alarm, or a fly buzzing in a lampshade.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:24, archived)

unusual phrase
- no-one has even mentioned the cheesy 10 sack
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:17, archived)

unusual (songs of) phrase
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:22, archived)
So he's doing the sumo wanks thing, which means he's part of the b3ta rape gang.
The original b3ta rape gang is comprised of fadebadge (the ringleader), 'myname' (fadgebadger's attack poodle) and simbosam.

He's either one of their socks, or he wants to fit in and believes a good way to achieve that is to join in with some sexualised bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:35, archived)
Wrong reply
I think you meant to reply to your movie poster. It's alright, I know it's hard to use a computer with only one hand free and two separate browser windows open.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:18, archived)
He also appears to have autism and an abundance of confidence, if that gives anyone more of a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:31, archived)
Scratch an internet psychologist
and a pretentious cunt bleeds
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:34, archived)
Yes but you would say that as you’re clearly a classic narcissist with psychopathy and erotic elbowitis.
I know because I read a book once.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:43, archived)
You should read it twice, just to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:44, archived)
Nah. I decided that books aren’t for me.
It was the novelisation of Debbie Does Dallas.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:46, archived)
Alan Dean Foster sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:59, archived)
I'm clearly not a narcissist (I'm too awesome to be one) but the elbow stuff is true

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:57, archived)
I'm just saying what I see, which is all you're showing me.

(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 18:43, archived)