My favourite Valentine's Day message is from 2013:
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 10:38, archived)

This is a favourite of mine as well.

( .Yeti., Fri 14 Feb 2025, 10:43, archived)

arf

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 18:47, archived)