In daring raid, thieves made off with all of the toilets from a local constabulary
After an investigation, police say they have nothing to go on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:04, archived)

TRAFFIC WARDENS
What do traffic wardens have in their sandwiches?
Traffic jam.
( brb top shit, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:38, archived)