ACCIDENT
A lorry carrying treacle has collided with a car on the M6. Police are advising motorists to stick to their lanes.
( brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 13:35, archived)

They won't have any choice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 13:53, archived)

ASTRONAUT
Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world.
( brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:01, archived)

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:06, archived)

TEACHER: Give me the formula for water.
PUPIL: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
TEACHER: That's not right! Why do you say that?
PUPIL: Well, yesterday you told us it was H to O.
( brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:35, archived)

In daring raid, thieves made off with all of the toilets from a local constabulary
After an investigation, police say they have nothing to go on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:04, archived)

TRAFFIC WARDENS
What do traffic wardens have in their sandwiches?
Traffic jam.
( brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:38, archived)