Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:06,
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TEACHER: Give me the formula for water.
PUPIL: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
TEACHER: That's not right! Why do you say that?
PUPIL: Well, yesterday you told us it was H to O.
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brb natural fistic, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 14:35,
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