I squirted a load of ketchup in my eyes and now my eyesight is a lot better. It's the benefit of Heinz-sight.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:28, archived)

Have you stolen brb’s joke book?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:46, archived)

All his jokes are really racist.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 8:00, archived)