Morning
anyone know why my cat is stoned?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 18 Feb 2025, 6:46, archived)

you live in a rough area?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:02, archived)

Morning
And no, I’ve no idea
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:14, archived)

hmmm...
suspicious
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:22, archived)

Maybe you're confusing your life with the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabulous_Furry_Freak_Brothers
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 8:54, archived)

you calling me fat

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 17:31, archived)

he's not not calling you fat

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 19:22, archived)

are you?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 19:27, archived)

I squirted a load of ketchup in my eyes and now my eyesight is a lot better. It's the benefit of Heinz-sight.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:28, archived)

Have you stolen brb’s joke book?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:46, archived)

All his jokes are really racist.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 8:00, archived)

Catnip addiction?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 7:43, archived)

Crept into a stoner's house
And got high eating their stash?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 8:16, archived)

Gaz mongychops
He knows about this sort of thing
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 8:56, archived)

It's menopause awareness training day today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 9:09, archived)

Tell them you're having a hot flush

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 12:17, archived)

People who use 'upmost' when they mean 'utmost' should be rounded up and drowned.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Feb 2025, 11:49, archived)

Do you have any pacific examples?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 12:09, archived)

I could not care less

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 12:19, archived)

Upmost girl
She's been living in her utmost world
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 12:52, archived)

Upmost Funk

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 13:00, archived)

Be runnin' upmost road
Be runnin' upmost hill
Be runnin' upmost building
Say, if I only could, oh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 14:30, archived)

It took the Lord's name in vain.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 12:32, archived)

Jesus christ, that's bad

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 13:53, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 15:35, archived)