I just found a pair of plastic buttocks in my luggage.
My suitcase has a false bottom in it!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:33, archived)

told my wife she should embrace her mistakes
so she gave me a hug
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:12, archived)