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morning. just reaslised my toaster slots are wider than they are deep
so if i turn the bread 90 degrees i don't have a band of untoasted toast.

more news at 11.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 6:32, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 6:42, archived)
fuck you!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 6:44, archived)
i've only been using it for years
i'm a fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 6:44, archived)
They are all like that...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:58, archived)
crusty jugglers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:59, archived)
Waking up on a Wednesday with a hangover
- cause I drank a bottle of red wine last night, to try to blot out the anger from being harassed about my autism by some idiot at work during the actual anti-harassment training session.
This is not the best way to start the meeting with HR.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 6:46, archived)
fuck me that is so messed up it sounds like the script of a farce
workplace nobs are everywhere i've met loads.

in other news i haven't beer of the cocked myself for nearly 5 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 7:19, archived)
It's not great
Coffee and paracetamol, and I may be able to face the day and live.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 7:48, archived)
Blur's first draft etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 9:10, archived)
LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 7:47, archived)
Tell HR
That, if you can be harassed during anti- harassment training, then there is obviously a bigger problem than they think. If they don't put a stop to it, you will have to bring your lawyer into it, because this hostility in the workplace is unacceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 9:04, archived)
Are you in a union? If not, join ASAP
they may or may not be able to to help but they proper put the shit up a company. I've turned many a meeting around with "I think that's something my union ought to be consulted on."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 9:37, archived)
Unions can't help with anything that's happened prior to joining

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 10:00, archived)
No
but even saying "I will need to discuss this with my union rep" will pucker assholes.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 10:46, archived)
The union rep at my work is a puckered asshole.
Nasty manipulative bully who abuses her position to intimidate other people. Absolute cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:33, archived)
What's her b3ta username?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:11, archived)
garold

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:14, archived)
Yep
Nothing makes their arseholes pucker like the words "I think I should discuss this with my union rep"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 10:18, archived)
No union recognition at my workplace
- ironic, given that we refuse to use suppliers who refuse to recognise unions.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:32, archived)
Make sure to take a big shit on the HR Manager’s desk to assert dominance

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 10:12, archived)
maintain eye contact, worth mentioning, it's a lot to remember

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:48, archived)
*updates LinkedIn status*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:28, archived)
a lot of employers don't fully understand the implications of the Equality Act 2010.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:03, archived)
Bizarrely, I just had a fucking excellent PDR with my boss
Also got good advice on what we'll do with Harassment Man, the shit new super villain from the MCU.

I can't believe today was a real day.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:35, archived)
Ice Cubezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:34, archived)
Was the harassment them pointing out your diagnosis was written in crayons by you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:43, archived)
The colours were very neatly arranged, though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:11, archived)
I demand to see b3ta HR!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:39, archived)
You can write with Crayons?
amazing. I thought they were just for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:43, archived)
And thus began the legend of TOASTCHODE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 7:46, archived)
TOASTHOUSE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 7:52, archived)
I just don't think TOASTHOUSE is your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 8:13, archived)
I'd rather see a ghost

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 8:37, archived)
Live, laugh, toaster bath

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:50, archived)
I just found a pair of plastic buttocks in my luggage.
My suitcase has a false bottom in it!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 11:33, archived)
told my wife she should embrace her mistakes
so she gave me a hug
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:12, archived)
It’s past 11 and you said there’d be more news
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 12:53, archived)
sorry nothing has happened today, anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 17:39, archived)
Your nan's slots are wider than they are deep
so I turned her by 90 degrees and split-toasted her. Or something. I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:15, archived)