Can I answer both?
1) It's almost Friday.
2) He's one of the best b3tans, and has retained the ability to detect humour in text form over the many many years that have passed.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:43, archived)

Ironically I can’t tell if you’re taking the piss or not with number 2 there.
lol number 2
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:02, archived)