Afternoon, chums.
What's your favourite thing about Thursdays? Or failing that, what's your favourite thing about me?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:37, archived)

celebrity death wank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:38, archived)

Please note that was my answer to both questions.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:45, archived)

I like your answer and the efficiency of your answer.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:00, archived)

Thursday is Friday's Friday
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:41, archived)

Can’t argue with that.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:01, archived)

Thanks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:53, archived)

I could.

( brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:10, archived)

Can I answer both?
1) It's almost Friday.
2) He's one of the best b3tans, and has retained the ability to detect humour in text form over the many many years that have passed.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:43, archived)

Ironically I can’t tell if you’re taking the piss or not with number 2 there.
lol number 2
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:02, archived)

tang led up in blue
i thought we were still doing tangs, fuck
also I just found some weird shit brb posted about me
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:50, archived)

"Doing tangs" sounds like some drug thing that I'm not cool enough to understand.
Was it truthful weird shit or calumnious lies?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:52, archived)

if you've never snorted a live fish it may be time to start
It's just weird.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:01, archived)

But not two

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:35, archived)

IN A 55 GALLON TANK??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)

55 gallon tank 40,000 litre saltwater pool
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:08, archived)

SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

while they be hatin, i be clip clip clippin

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:49, archived)

Only use the finest Anemone Pruning scissors.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:50, archived)

this shit made in FRANCE fool
sorry, Trouser, I think I may have smoked some bad seafood :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:54, archived)

This Spongebob reboot is dope

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:08, archived)

Please do not inhale seafood.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:15, archived)

Huff my starfish, 0898 898 8989

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:58, archived)

When you go out to buy powder, but get chowder instead.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:15, archived)

My guess is
it will be me responding to mohafa's lies, cowardly defence of racists, and religious hypocrisy (the main things I dislike mohafa for).
( brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:52, archived)

2/3: Dharma Police, Arrest This Man

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:01, archived)

Ok, that sounds like the sort of nonsense, tomfoolery and/or balderdash with which I don't get involved.
I will note that you've misspelled "mofaha", though. Twice.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:03, archived)

I think the kids call it deadnaming.

( brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:23, archived)

I'm with arthur dent
I could never get the hang of thursdays

you're one of the more consistent b3tans, good value and rarely if ever get involved in nonsense
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:53, archived)

Life's too short for nonsense, tomfoolery and balderdash.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:12, archived)

no it isn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)

Especially balderdash

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:35, archived)

Monkeyshines, poppycock, shenanigans.
To name a few more.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:04, archived)

A bit of tomfoolery is good for you

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:39, archived)

erdash monkey
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:45, archived)

You've not burned my neck

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:07, archived)

I've not burned your neck yet, garold. YET.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:13, archived)

This is the sexiest thing I've read today

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:29, archived)

Tap, tap, tap

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:36, archived)

Well, when and if that happens I'll change my answer
to both those questions.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:59, archived)

It's almost Friday
And I've just been treated to lunch by my parents
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:38, archived)

I am your parents.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:56, archived)

Then you need to kick my brother right the fuck out of the house
He's 52, for fuck's sake
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:33, archived)

Anal
for both questions
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439118
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:15, archived)

WANKSMELL
b3ta.com/talk/8439246
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:31, archived)

afternoon

( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:05, archived)