Get with the times, granddad.
My keyboard takes about two months to get so full of cat hair that I have to take all the keys off and vacuum it clean again.
( .Yeti., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:47, archived)

And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)