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I use an old trackball mouse for internet browsing,
but I keep noticing that a huge build up of grey mouse cheese builds on the side; by the time I realize it's there, it's a massive blob of solid grey that I have to remove with a butter knife. There's also an old laptop I use for a server that sits on my office floor, I believe a rather big spider lives around it.

What is the most disgusting piece of tech in your house or office?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:35, archived)
Your mum.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:37, archived)
She's not tech.
Unless she's been replaced with a robot, which is unlikely.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439934
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 20:05, archived)
this some reddit shit again, what the fuck is going on here

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:37, archived)
IT technicians of b3tit, what are your epic stories that will make me rofl epically?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)
toaster in tub pls

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)
Please stop wishing death on people
(it's fine in this case though). Mr. Penis is worse than Bou.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:58, archived)
I'm not Mr. Penis
Huw Edwards is Mr. Penis (I think, unless I'm miss-remembering), he's still using the same account but changed his username. Then again... that's exactly what Mr. Penis would say.

Edit: Found it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:06, archived)
Oh yes that's right, you're Jonathan King.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:58, archived)
my robot waifu needs a good clean out tbh

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)
use a straw

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)
Can't get plastic ones anymore.
Trying to clean it with a paper one would probably end with it being gummed up and thusly dissolve into a perfect cylinder of dried semen and skin flakes.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:41, archived)
My smeg-encrusted fleshlight

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:00, archived)
#infest

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:03, archived)
Get with the times, granddad.
My keyboard takes about two months to get so full of cat hair that I have to take all the keys off and vacuum it clean again.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:47, archived)

And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)
My fucken robot knoblet
lol
(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)
My spunk encrusted life size posters of Elon, Mark & Jeff are getting a bit ripe

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:59, archived)
Whose spunk is it?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 22:37, archived)
+anyway

(, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 0:05, archived)
Bollocks

(, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 0:29, archived)
Ryan Styles and Greg Proops doing a hoedown about pumping a famous pop star's stomach

(, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 7:54, archived)