I use an old trackball mouse for internet browsing,
but I keep noticing that a huge build up of grey mouse cheese builds on the side; by the time I realize it's there, it's a massive blob of solid grey that I have to remove with a butter knife. There's also an old laptop I use for a server that sits on my office floor, I believe a rather big spider lives around it.

What is the most disgusting piece of tech in your house or office?
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:35, archived)

Your mum.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:37, archived)

She's not tech.
Unless she's been replaced with a robot, which is unlikely.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8439934
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 20:05, archived)

this some reddit shit again, what the fuck is going on here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:37, archived)

IT technicians of b3tit, what are your epic stories that will make me rofl epically?

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)

toaster in tub pls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:39, archived)

Please stop wishing death on people
(it's fine in this case though). Mr. Penis is worse than Bou.
( brb natural fistic, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:58, archived)

I'm not Mr. Penis
Huw Edwards is Mr. Penis (I think, unless I'm miss-remembering), he's still using the same account but changed his username. Then again... that's exactly what Mr. Penis would say.

Edit: Found it.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:06, archived)

Oh yes that's right, you're Jonathan King.

( brb natural fistic, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:58, archived)

my robot waifu needs a good clean out tbh

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)

use a straw

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)

Can't get plastic ones anymore.
Trying to clean it with a paper one would probably end with it being gummed up and thusly dissolve into a perfect cylinder of dried semen and skin flakes.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 17:41, archived)

My smeg-encrusted fleshlight

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:00, archived)

#infest

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:03, archived)

Get with the times, granddad.
My keyboard takes about two months to get so full of cat hair that I have to take all the keys off and vacuum it clean again.
( .Yeti., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:47, archived)

And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)

My fucken robot knoblet
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 18:59, archived)

My spunk encrusted life size posters of Elon, Mark & Jeff are getting a bit ripe

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 19:59, archived)

Whose spunk is it?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 22:37, archived)

+anyway

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 0:05, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 0:29, archived)

Ryan Styles and Greg Proops doing a hoedown about pumping a famous pop star's stomach

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Mar 2025, 7:54, archived)